Masochistic Beaver

jhenne-bean:

llamasaurer:

jhenne-bean:

sonicherosfan:

khaleesibeyonce:

jhenne-bean:

desidere:

Coming soon to Disney

BYEEEE

yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn

Forgive me for potentially sounding dumb but

I can pretty easily tell who’s who? Like in all 100% honesty they look nothing alike to me??

I mean yeah Rapunzel and Honey (both middle) look pretty similar but… Anna/Elsa’s mother? and the others? (I just don’t know who they are, but I can really tell them apart) They really look nothing alike? Like they all have different noses and chins and face shapes and???

They honestly look so different I just don’t understand why people are complaining???

but do you really

really

not see enough of a similarity to think “hm, this company should probably branch out”? (Hint: it goes beyond “different nose/eyebrows/chins”. Those are model tweaks. The point of comparison is the same facey white girl model.)

Because at the end of the day, that is the point of this post. 

OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO USE THE SAME MODEL AND JUST TWEAK IT INSTEAD OF CREATING AN ENTIRE NEW MODEL + FEATURES, ETC. HALF OF THESE ARE ALSO MEANT TO BE RELATED?? THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE THE SAME FACIAL STRUCTURES OMFG
THEY’RE WHITE BECAUSE OF THE SETTINGS AND THEIR ORIGIN. JUST LIKE MULAN IS ASIAN BECAUSE SHE’S FREAKING CHINESE AND MIKE IS A GREEN BLOB WITH AN EYES HE’S A MONSTER. 

"hm. this company should branch out."

they have branched out?? monsters? superheroes?? talking toys??? talking fish???? the ice queen????? don’t see how you can say that about a company like Disney bye

First of all, llamasaurer, chill the fuck out with the capslock.

But you’re right. I forgot that “monsters/superheroes/talking toys/talking fish” are races and good examples of diveristy oh wait. That argument is absolute bullshit. 

I also forgot that all relatives are literal clones of each other. I know that I am nearly indistinguishable from my mother and sister, like Anna and Elsa and their mom!

oh waaaaait, that’s a bullshit justification too. 

Finally, I say things like that about Disney because they are literally a multi-billion dollar company that has all the resources necessary to “push the envelope” and break away from the same basic ass white girl design they’ve been recycling since Tangled.

They are (SUPPOSED TO BE) a modern paragon of creativity, design, and innovation.

This is a matter of them not giving a single fuck in terms of creating visual diversity, because they know, they k n o w, they can recycle the same White princess with new hair, or eyes, or neck widths (!!!), or add freckles, and people like you will defend their choices to the ends of the earth while trivializing any complaints about a lack of diversity coming from anyone who is tired of the endless status quo reinforcing, hegemony confirming Whitegirl avalanche.

Bye.

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

factorykat:

rythos:

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

THIS IS THE BEST AND CUTEST THING I’VE READ IN A LONG TIME <3

Now that’s a happy ending heck yeah

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

garterbunny:

wearing a corset does not make you :

  • promiscuous 
  • uneducated
  • unhealthy
  • shallow
  • attention seeking
  • freaky

wearing a corset does make you:

  • an adorable little bombshell of a goddess that i would like to be friends with.

Traci Lords in John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

pictorialpress:

broadway-paramore:

a-masterpiece-of-understatement:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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"its in black and white"

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"There’s bad acting"

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"the story is pointless"

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lets not forget about Cary Grant

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I have finally found the most perfect post in the history of Tumblr.