You all right?
You kidding me? I’m the best.
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
I might be Karen Walker though.
"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic. “
This one wins
And note that folks dont ever take the time to educate themselves. A 2 second Google search would solve problems but folks would rather whinge about how mean the marginalized group is being to them…
Ok so now that we have ios8, we want to download the new apps with the cool keyboards.
DO NOT ALLOW FULL ACCESS.
To get the keyboards to be your main one, just delete the other keyboards.
To do this, tap edit on the top of the screen. Also shift your new keyboards above emojis because we’re…
" I really care about you..and I don’t want to anymore."
Because it feels to shitty for me…..
I really fucking hate Lena Dunham, but sometimes I watch Girls and I wonder how she copied my life and made it in to a TV show.
I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
I really want an environmental revolution to happen soon. Gardens everywhere, herbal wisdom flourishing, intelligent environmental policies, aggressive fighting for plants, straying away from reliance on shady food industries and growing our own to help our own and nurture our own, we see everything, how it’s made and who it goes to cause it’s ours typa shit. I really want this.
The nostalgia right now is overwhelming!